Cardinals strike out a billion times, Phillies win in the stupidest possible fashion

Hey guys, John again. Last night's game was fun so hopefully I can carry the extremely short hot streak into a new series, this time against the Philadelphia Phillies. Here were the lineups. https://twitter.com/Cardinals/status/1008809098903683073 https://twitter.com/Phillies/status/1008803343274213376 Here's the bullet points of what happened. Hey, did you know Tim McCarver used to be on the Phillies? Of…

Jordan Hicks and modern young Cardinals

There are two things that stand out immediately about St. Louis Cardinals rookie relief pitcher Jordan Hicks--he throws preposterously hard and he is very young. There really isn't much to say about the former--"Aroldis Chapman is the only person in the same stratosphere of velocity" and call it a day from there. That Hicks has…

The Cardinals lose to the Reds question mark–a 6/10 recap

This afternoon, the St. Louis Cardinals, a professional baseball team owned in 2018 by Bill DeWitt Jr., played the Cincinnati Reds, a professional baseball team owned in 2018 by the St. Louis Cardinals. Here were the lineups each team fielded. https://twitter.com/Cardinals/status/1005835254853259264 https://twitter.com/Reds/status/1005818343398477825 Billy Hamilton has like a .800 career OBP against the Cardinals (citation needed)…