Good Waino is still a thing, Tyler O'Neill is a bad, bad man.
Cardinals Can’t Muster Any Offense in 4-0 Loss to Reds
The Cardinals enter play today very much in the hunt, both for the Division and the Wild Card. Going 8-2 in their last 10 games hasn't allowed the team to gain much ground, however; the Cubs have also gone 8-2, while the Brewers have gone 7-3. The Cardinals are four games back of the division…
Cardinals Win Fifth Straight Series with 8-3 Victory over Royals
The Game The Cardinals played the second of a three-game set against the Kansas City Royals Saturday night. Coming off a 7-0 victory on Friday, the boys in red were looking to deal another loss to their cross-state rival. Indeed, if this team has any hope of making the post-season, they absolutely have to pummel…
8.4.18 Recap: Bullpen Leads Cards to Victory Once Again
Guys, my air conditioning went out tonight. It's 109 degrees outside, so that's not so great. In dealing with that bullshit, I did not get much time to watch the game, but I did see that ... [SPOILER ALERT] the Cardinals won! Here is some stuff that happened: The Cardinals started the game with two…
Game 2 Recap: A win, indeed.
Just hours after a disappointing loss in an exceedingly winnable game, the Cardinals set out to even the series against the formidable Cubbies. The Cardinals have a new lineup, offensively and defensively, for the second game of today's double header. Dexter Fowler is out, Harrison Bader is in at right field. Greg Garcia is out…
7.7.18 Recap: The One Where Carlos is Definitely, Positively, Absolutely Back
The St. Louis Cardinals faced off against the San Francisco Giants this afternoon at AT&T Park. The Cardinals started their ace, Carlos Martinez, while the Giants' hurler today was Jeff Samardzija, who, I don't know, used to be pretty good? Coming off a nearly 4 fWAR season, Samardzija has had an abysmal year. He started…
Duel in the Desert: A Series Preview
The Arizona Diamondbacks are celebrating their 20th season in the league this year. 20 years doesn’t seem like all that much time, and while the Diamondbacks have often been criticized for their pallid fan base, it is somewhat understandable given how young the franchise truly is. On the other hand, the Dbacks have done well…
Cardinals Continue Killing the Reds with 6-4 Victory
Balls sailing swiftly Great American Ballpark Every hitter's dream The Cardinals entered play today with an 8-0 record over the Reds this season. Even as bad as the Reds have been, this is pretty impressive. The Cardinals need to keep beating up on bad teams to stay in the running for the division, and…
Cardinals Lose Slingshot Game, 7-6
Has anybody here seen my old friend Yadier, Can you tell me where he's gone? He called a lot of ballgames, but it seems his groin was hit, But I just looked around and he's gone. Has anybody here seen my old friend Paul, Can you tell me where he's gone? He hit a lot…
5.5.18 Recap: Don’t Call it a Comeback! (Wait, okay, yeah – you can call it that.)
The Cardinals come back three times to best their Division Rivals and ensure a series victory.