Has anybody here seen my old friend Yadier, Can you tell me where he's gone? He called a lot of ballgames, but it seems his groin was hit, But I just looked around and he's gone. Has anybody here seen my old friend Paul, Can you tell me where he's gone? He hit a lot…

The Cardinals scored a bunch of runs, which they should honestly do more often.

Hello, folks. This afternoon, the St. Louis Cardinals, led by starting pitcher Miles Mikolas, took Target Field this afternoon in a matchup against Our Old Friend™ Lance Lynn. Here’s how things went down. In the top of the first inning, the Cardinals offense struck first (I mean, obviously; like, I assume if you care enough…

This was a boring game and I don't know why you would want to read a recap of it but here you go.

The Cardinals come back three times to best their Division Rivals and ensure a series victory.